The Hidden Feild

"Stony world?" I questioned though I didn't wait for an answer. I had taken a couple steps back the sprinted forward until I was at the ledge. Right before going over I jumped and flew up into the air, doing a couple of flips before rocketing towards that ground.

WHOOOOO HOOOHOHOOOO ALRIGHT!!! i slid down the spiky edge and dodged icicles at balistic speeds.

I was nearing the bottom, and by this time I had spread my arms and legs out so I slowed my pace. I wasn't sure how I was going to landed but I'd land none the less. Thats when my eye caught sight of a shops awning. I tucked my limbs in and swore towards it. At the last second I flipped so my feet were leading me and I bounced off the awning onto the ground. "Epic".

i was still sliding and cutting across the side of the glacier some times i would get cut and other times i would barely missed getting stuck in the gut. i was only halfway down but the glacier dropped off in front of me where there was a fissure in it. i fell in with a loud echoing Woah! i fell silent and shot out of a hole thiry feet lower and into the air WHOOOOOO HOOOOO OH MAN WAT A RIDE!. OOF! i crashed into a building and slid down groaning the entire time only to stop a few seconds after i hit the ground.

I pointed at him and burst into laughter. "Smooth man smooth".

PPPBBBTTTHHHH!!! i farted a rank one and everything below 100 feet above the ground died Cept Mero.

I fell over holding my hand tightly against my mouth and nose. "Ew thats gross!" I muffled from behind my barrier.

I got up after everything cleared, "Well thats not really my fault that its there now is it?" I looked around a noticed piles of people not moving, "Classy" I muttered.

so what im a dirty old man so sue me. i got up and cleaned the air by gathering all the stink into my hand and burning it. but i make sure to keep clean around the ladies. such as yourself.

I chuckled, "You're such a gentlemen".

nah too much work. but i am nice. i flashed around helping people outand robbing evil ones blind. some i robbed were little old ladies or huge buff guys who looked bigger than me. one actually cught me and hit me breaking his hand on my face. Up yours. i returned with the Booty and gave her my loot. Here milady your spoils for being my friend.

I took the loot, "I thought you were against stealing?" I sifted through the coins, counting them up quickly. I smiled at the amount and muttered, "Very nice"

there were more than coins but trinkets and baubles too almost a trucklaod waited behind her as i smiled to reply. im against stealing from good people. or working people with semi-good hearts. evil? no problem at all they do not deserve their booty so i claim it for my own. 'Cept this time ill give it to you. as i said the last i winked at her.

I snickered, "Well thank you my good sir".

My face suddenly became nervous. I knew exactly what would appear if we went looking for it and I wasn't sure if I wanted people to see it. It was something I was not going to go against. After a moment of debating with myself I sighed. "Fine, but if you challenge it you're going at it alone".

why would i try to kill a demon you created it would probly be too strong for me just to make sure i dont peek. i just want to see what sort you have guarding your secrets. i smiled having no intention to learn her secrets by any other means than her telling me.